Queue the scary music. Eye the water nervously. Scream into the megaphone, “SHARK WEEK!” Yes, now in its glorious 22nd year, discovery channel’s Shark week kicks off August 2nd. Last year I scarcely left the couch as I let myself become fascinated by every aspect of our scariest predators.  Most memorable was an interview with a shark expert, held  in shallow water, all while small sharks circled round. Half way through the interview, a shark bit off his calf, and we watched as 80% of his blood left his body in a matter of seconds and the crew worked desperately to save him.  He lived, and at the end of the documentary he runs into the sunset (sans calf).  This year expect to see John Kerry pitching conversation and protection throughout the week, although we will see if he is brave enough to get in the water.  Since last year I have been saying, “Live every week like it’s shark week. ” Now that it is upon us, I suggest we all get out a new  shiny row of teeth (for the popcorn).

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